A Bum's Dream Job

A local paper interviewed a bunch of bums and asked them about jobs. Read this guy's response to what would be his dream job:
"I'd like to be a pirate. I think that would be a good job. Just give me a treasure chest; I'll be fine."

There you have it, bums want to be pirates.
Read all the responses here: http://www.citypages.com/...