Ask the Robot

Andrew from Canada asked:
Can I borrow fifty bucks?

The robot replied with:
What are you going to do with this herd of male deer? Since you want to borrow them, I can assume you are planning on returning them, so then I can assume you don't want to hunt them. So are you going to use them for a movie or something? Do you want them as temporary pets? I do not think I trust your intentions, so no, you can not borrow my deer.