Futuristic Ninja Party

From the Vermont Cynic

Hosting a ninja dance party sounds sweet.

The coolest beer ever

Ninja Porter

Citizen-Times.com

How to become a Ninja - In Eau Claire

The Spectator

Ninjas Need Food, Too

Wow, we Minnesotans love Ninjas. However, this guy might need some remedial classes on Striking Fear. Wiggling a sword over your head doesn't "cut it." Sorry, had to go for the pun.

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_029182451.html

Ninja vs Bicyclist

Great picture - ninja hiding in the shadows

http://www.smithersmpls.com/2006/10/this-dude-has-no-idea-that-he-is-about.html

Sweatin' with my Ninjas

Ninja workout - sounds like a good idea, but dangerous.

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061017/HEALTH/610170348/-1/NEWS01

Burn Ninja Burn

Child dresses as a ninja, spontaneously combusts

Not really, but that would be a cooler story

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=172&sid=575925

September news round-up

Law of inverse ninja strength:
Awesome!!! A must read

Underground ninja secrets:
what a joke

Ninja killer:
Gives ninjas a bad name

Ninja bank robber:
Note to self: Don't keep a list tying you to all of your crimes!

Ninja game:
Looks like fun

Ninja Loves Pirate

Anyone who has any kind of access to the internet will know of the age old debate amongst enthusiasts - which is cooler, ninjas or pirates? Perhaps even Zombie Pirates? Robot Ninjas? The discussion is endless (and pointless - yet strangely hilarious), but Swedish developer Muskedunder Interactive is taking the talk to new heights, with the announcement and playable demo of Ninja Loves Pirate.

NLP is a side-scrolling platformer reminiscent of old arcade games. complete with blocky pixels and two-directional movement. It won't break any records or wow any technology nuts, but it has already received acclaim, including winning the Four Elements development contest with the demo. The demo was then nominated for best Swedish independent game of 2005.

PALGN has had a brief hands-on with the demo, which is available for everyone to download and play at www.ninjalovespirate.com. Complete with a lousy English translation, NLP tells the story of Blackbeard and Ichiro....a pirate and a ninja. The two team up after a mysterious object similar to the Death Star crashes into the ocean and unleashes zombie infection upon the unsuspecting island inhabitants. So, take control of both Blackbeard and Ichiro, use their piratey and ninjary skills and discover the source of these goings-on!

http://palgn.com.au/

Just got spammed by a ninja

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